virdant ([info]virdant) wrote,
@ 2008-06-23 00:47:00
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Entry tags:fandom: dbsk, genre: crack, organizational: fic, super-shorts

fic-DBSK-A Stitch in Time Saves Nine
Title: A Stitch in Time Saves Nine
Author: [info]virdant
Length: 150 words; drabble-and-a-half; super-short
Rating: G
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Summary: Changmin gets in on the fun (?).
Warning: None that I can think of.
Notes: Follow up to Mental State. Kinda stands on its own?

Note #2: This has become a series... somehow: Mental State / A Stitch in Time Saves Nine / Secrets (by [info]hikaru_maxwell ♥)


A Stitch in Time Saves Nine


Changmin cackled.

“What are you doing, Changmin?” Jaejoong singsonged, leaning over the back of Changmin’s seat.

“Yah!” Changmin screeched, head jerking up, tumbling off his precarious seat. “Don’t do that, Jaejoong-hyung.”

“Mm.” Jaejoong demanded cheerfully, holding out a hand. He waggled his fingers. “Hand it over, Changmin.”

Changmin sulked. He reluctantly pulled the stuffed animal from behind his back. A wire trailed out from a hole in the toy’s stomach.

“Sewing recording devices into Bambi?” Jaejoong raised an eyebrow.

“It’s a listening device, hyung.” Changmin tried his most winning smile. Jaejoong ignored it.

Jaejoong ran a finger over uneven stitches and tsked. Changmin felt his heart sinking; if Jaejoong was disappointed, there would be no home-cooked food this evening. “What have I told you, Changmin?”

Changmin sighed, taking the toy back. Fixing this would take hours. He started pulling out the stitches. “Make sure my stitches are even. Sorry, hyung.”

End.

End Notes: I suspect another fic will spawn any second. Rest assured I won't inflict more of my crack on anybody today; I need to focus on my long-fics!



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[info]kurogoma
2008-06-23 06:44 am UTC (link)
that's why i love them soulfighters, they have the same evil minds... ♥ :)



poor yunho.....

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[info]virdant
2008-06-23 07:43 am UTC (link)
Thank you for reading~

Ah, yes... they are rather evil. haha. But they're adorable * pats on heads * My inner sadist delights whenever they start playing around. I suspect Yunho is alright though... possibly. Maybe. I'm sure that they won't ruin his life by that much... maybe? XD

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[info]hikaru_maxwell
2008-06-23 08:08 am UTC (link)
OMG. I'm linking this. It's turned into a SERIES. OMG.

This is so totally the most cracktastic series evar

Also: “It’s a listening device, hyung.” Changmin tried his most winning smile. Jaejoong ignored it.

Total WIN. <3

Edited at 2008-06-23 08:20 am UTC

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[info]virdant
2008-06-23 08:32 am UTC (link)
XD Thank you~ (Changmin would be the person to nitpick over a recording or a listening device, wouldn't he?)

OTL; it has become a series... (my crack will take over the world! *gets shot before that idea spawns into another fic*)

Crack series' pwn. XD There needs to be more crack series'

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[info]hikaru_maxwell
2008-06-23 08:54 am UTC (link)
Oh, yes. Recording devices can be erased before he gets to listen to them after all.

yesh, crack series' are the most wonderful thing ever. We need more...so much more...

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[info]virdant
2008-06-23 03:32 pm UTC (link)
True that XD.

crack be ♥ pity that so few write crack-fic * sighs *

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[info]hikaru_maxwell
2008-06-26 08:18 am UTC (link)
ZOMG. I wrote another one. I'm sorry!

It wouldn't leave me alone! I should never have clicked the prompt generator!

Linkage ♥

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[info]virdant
2008-06-26 08:39 am UTC (link)
Haha, it's okay! Thanks for telling me; I'll go check it out~ ^^

Plunnies are attacking in hordes these days... I've been plunnied over 4 times so far just today >_>

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[info]hikaru_maxwell
2008-06-26 08:42 am UTC (link)
Yes, yes they are. And then there are the REQUESTS.
Someone just requested I write a fic about Luigi. >.>

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[info]virdant
2008-06-26 08:46 am UTC (link)
Have fun!~

(I've decided to brave my horrible IE to attempt to comment with a proper pic; please don't screw up on me again, IE)

Now I'll go stab my brain in an attempt to keep them from coming... Somehow I predict my semi-hiatus is going to end up not existing orz (whyyy, Jaejoong, whyy must you do this to my brain?)

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[info]hikaru_maxwell
2008-06-26 09:03 am UTC (link)
I decided to put it off until my mind is able to functionally form a story without me wanting stab my eyes out. Why is it so much easier to write BamHo crack? I have no idea.

LOL. My muse is evil!su, so yeah, I have a whole different set of plunnie problems. Like when he says he wants to angst. ARGH

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[info]virdant
2008-06-26 09:08 am UTC (link)
* Offers spork * It stabs and scoops at the same time! =D

Sadly, I got hit with Junsu angst... and I wrote it too, lol, at some obscene hour of the evening, guh despite Jaejoong being my main muse... Of course, now Jaejoong is demanding fairies fic (and Junsu is demanding a major part orz, and I suspect he'll end up taking the major role because he's become so pushy in my head), crack fic, and er... more angst and crack fic, wtf.

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[info]hikaru_maxwell
2008-06-26 09:11 am UTC (link)
LOL. *accepts spork*

My main pairing is supposed to be Jaemin, but for some reason, Junsu came in, hogtied Min, shoved him in a closet and said, "I'm your muse now. Deal with it." Poor, poor Minnie.

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[info]virdant
2008-06-26 09:18 am UTC (link)
Ah... I don't have a main pairing, just a main muse (because my beta shoved Jaejoong at me first, and then she shoved DBSK at me... result is not v. good). Even then Jaejoong is getting pwned by Junsu right now in terms of fic-plot... because Junsu is going: "You always write about Jaejoong... and you keep killing me off in all your fics... I deserve ficcage too!" or something along those lines. It's not very pleasant, especially since I am trying to maintain my semi-hiatus and go to sleep at decent hours of the evening and do things that need to be done. Unfortunately, Junsu doesn't care about that at all. Attention whore * sniffs *. Ah well, Jaejoong's demanding a part in crack-fic which I am trying to not write because doing so will hurt my head. (Junsu is not, which is good).

* pats Min * Don't worry. Closets usually have ventilation XD

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[info]hikaru_maxwell
2008-06-26 09:22 am UTC (link)
Min was the muse that caused my main pairing, and thus Junsu taking over = not good for MIn. Now I'm leaning toward JaeSu because Su wants it that way, and Min is in the closet screaming. Yeah....

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[info]virdant
2008-06-26 09:28 am UTC (link)
Shit. Plunnied.

Junsu should have gagged Min, * nods * Would have been much quieter then.

JaeSu is a remarkably rare pairing actually... so I like it when I find it. (As noted, I am a pairing-less type of person. orz; that leads to my inability to write pairing-fic, really orz) Yay, JaeSu! You should totally write some :D

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[info]hikaru_maxwell
2008-06-26 09:37 am UTC (link)
LoL.

I kind of wish he had. Min has a very good voice for screaming, but owwie, my ears!

I should, and I think I will. First thing tomorrow after I wake up. >D

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[info]virdant
2008-06-26 10:07 am UTC (link)
I hate how I get plunnied by the most random things.

Haha, yay~ writing. XD

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[info]chloe1910
2008-06-23 10:42 am UTC (link)
bwhahaha..OMO...you last line killed me...LMAO....bwhahaha...evil Jaemin..tsk tsk..

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[info]virdant
2008-06-23 03:19 pm UTC (link)
Thank you for reading~

I'm inordinately fond of that last line myself. ^^

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[info]yuxo
2008-06-23 01:45 pm UTC (link)
HAHAHAHAHAHA YAAAAAAAAAAAAY, HALF MINNNNNNNNNNNNE!!! XD *eats it and love forever*

*snickers even more uncontrollably* Soulfighter, omfg. They're so OTP for me I die most of the time when I LOOK at them. >__________>

That was adorable in a nutty way. ;_; salfksdf I want to see you write lovey dovey fluff. I bet my teeth would explode after rotting from sweetness. Please do it. LMAO. XD

asflsjdkf *glomps you half dead* ♥

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[info]virdant
2008-06-23 03:30 pm UTC (link)
&hearts Thank you for reading~ Yes, it be half yours~ (don't choke XD)

Aren't jaemin cute? * pats them on the head * They almost remind me of Jam Xiao and his cat, but I think the cat now owns my soul... it's overthrown dbsk as "cutest thing ever" (I'm a sucker for cats orz).

ahahah... fluff? I don't really... write fluff. * riffles through folders * Yeah... it's mostly angst orz. I think years of reading fanfiction (and thus badly written fluff) has killed my fluff-writing-ability... not that I never had that ability in the first place orz. I think the fluffiest piece I've written is this... original fic... that was more crack than fluff... haha, I don't think it's really going to happen anytime soon... (I can, however, offer angst? Recently completed angst at that too, I haven't fixed up all my linkages yet orz)

yeah, long reply is long, orz, so sorry. X_x

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[info]yuxo
2008-06-23 05:37 pm UTC (link)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OMFG I WISH YOU HADN'T LINKED ME TO THAT. ;___________; Idek who that is but omfg I think I love him. *_______________* AND HIS KITTTYYYYYYYYYYYY AWWWWWWWWWW asldfkjalsdkf IHUSM *stabs and tries to find more youtube links*

I don't really like chinese celebrities cuz most of them have no talent. >_< I know, wth, I fail my own heritage. LOL. But really, I like this guy. :O

djalskjfNNNNNNNNNNGH ALL ANGGGGGGGGST. ;_; I'll nag at you enough for you to write fluff one day, just watch. XD ♥

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[info]virdant
2008-06-23 05:55 pm UTC (link)
Sorry, my html sucks X_x
Isn't he adorable?~ The friend who got me into DBSK introduced me to him; he's actually a pretty good singer too, because he was picked up by a label after he won singing competitions. He just released his debut album too (it's good, and it's on youtube * shifty eyes *) He's so cute (and he actually reminds me of Jaejoong sometimes...) but kittyyy! * loves * Now if a dbsk member owned a kitty, my love may shift, but currently his kitty owns my heart... and thus, he does, by extension (Let me go locate more links for you huhuhu: here's one where he appears on popular TV show 我愛黑社會... he kinda reminds me of Jaejoong sometimes... occasionally)

Yah, lots of chinese celeberties suck... (* cough * lollipop * cough * but he's pretty good (he makes me like Chinese music, orz; I fail more than you, having lived in Taiwan for like... 12 years and never purchased a single Mandopop CD in my life... * stares at my J-pop CDs *)

Ahahahah... that'll be pretty hard, especially since I kinda fail at romance anyways X_x... Are you sure you don't want angst? It's pretty and angsty and er... angsty? I have an attempt at horror that my beta claims is angst? Okay, clearly, I write way too much angst... I'm starting to question my sanity lol.

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[info]quiet_heartache
2008-06-23 08:09 pm UTC (link)
lol! more crack more crack more crack.
chant over.
love this, scheming jaemin hehe!!

thanks

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[info]virdant
2008-06-24 06:15 am UTC (link)
Thank you for reading!~

Haha, I don't think there's going to be much crack soon... at least not in this 'verse... I kinda hit an angst mood recently and I'm going to be taking a semi-hiatus soon due to real life.

I'm glad you liked this!~ (Jaemin amuse me... because I consider both of them the more evil members of the group; my inner sadist delights in them XD)

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