virdant ([info]virdant) wrote,
@ 2008-06-22 21:37:00
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Entry tags:fandom: dbsk, genre: crack, organizational: fic, super-shorts

Fic-DBSK-Mental State
Title: Mental State
Author: [info]virdant
Length: 100 words; drabble; super-short
Rating: G
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Summary: “And the stress is just getting to me,” Yunho wibbled pathetically, staring at his psychologist with pitiful eyes.
Warning: Not my usual crack style, sorry.
Notes: Inspired by an episode of 我愛黑社會, because that show is just crackkkk (I love youtube).
Note #2: This has become a series... somehow: Mental State / A Stitch in Time Saves Nine / Secrets (by [info]hikaru_maxwell ♥)

Mental State



“And the stress is just getting to me,” Yunho wibbled pathetically, staring at his psychologist with pitiful eyes. He struggled to maintain his puppy-dog expression, though he looked vaguely constipated instead. “It’s just so… stressful.”

An understanding nod.

“I can feel my mental state deteriorating! What should I do?”

A sympathetic nod.

“You’re my best friend in the world. You make my stress go away! You ease my heavily burdened mental state!”

A twitch.

Jaejoong covered his snickers, watching Yunho pour out his sorrows. “Fans, my ass,” he snickered. “More like he keeps that stuffed toy for psychological healing reasons.”

End.

Sorry it's not my usual crack style; my main focus recently has been on of all things angst. (And Jam Xiao, his music is awesome)

Edit: And because it's turned into a series (orz, wtf?!): A Stitch in Time Saves Nine / Secrets (by [info]hikaru_maxwell ♥)

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[info]hikaru_maxwell
2008-06-22 02:31 pm UTC (link)
SPOT!

And.....alfjalsjflsdkdjskd

Jaejoong covered his snickers, watching Yunho pour out his sorrows. “Fans, my ass,” he snickered. “More like he keeps that stuffed toy for psychological healing reasons.”

BEST FINAL LINE EVER!

<33333333

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[info]virdant
2008-06-22 02:44 pm UTC (link)
Thank you for reading!~

Haha, "psychological healing reasons" was what spawned the entire fic. XD

I'm glad you liked!~ ^^

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[info]hikaru_maxwell
2008-06-22 02:46 pm UTC (link)
Heh heh. I could totally see him talking to a stuffed toy after the stress gets to be too much. I mean, if he went to an ACTUAL psychologist, it'd be bad for his image, after all. :3

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[info]virdant
2008-06-22 02:57 pm UTC (link)
I suspect that dbsk members play psychologist for each other (since that's what my friends and I do). But yeah, if he did go to an actual psychologist... fangirls would find out and blow it all out of proportion harharhar XD. * pats * Ahh, talking to stuffed animals always makes me lol~ XD

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[info]hikaru_maxwell
2008-06-22 03:08 pm UTC (link)
Yesh, and of course Yunho would have to talk to bambi because bambi is obviously the stuffed psychologist best suited for the job

I wonder what kind of confessions their toys have heard over the years. :3

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[info]virdant
2008-06-22 04:32 pm UTC (link)
clearly XD

Haha, now I have an image of Changmin trying to obtain blackmail material by sewing listening devices into stuffed animals * bashes head against a table *

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[info]hikaru_maxwell
2008-06-22 09:30 pm UTC (link)
oooooh. Immediate and random plotbunny! I so totally need to fic that now...with permission of course

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[info]virdant
2008-06-23 03:57 am UTC (link)
* stabs brain * I get too many random plot bunnies. Especially since they're barely connected to the original thought that spawned them. * headdesk *

fic away!~ I love crack fics (there's not enough of them on [info]hug______) I already wrote a follow-up (it's undergoing editing because I suck), but feel free to fic~ (could I have a link to it when you're done and it's posted? :D?)

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[info]hikaru_maxwell
2008-06-23 04:22 am UTC (link)
It may end up horrendously short but....of course linkage would be given to any and all crack!fic spawned from your rabid plotbunny

I was going to start it right away but I was conned into giving hair advice to my friend over MSN i've half convinced him to get the haircut of Yunho....the one that looks like lion's mane

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[info]virdant
2008-06-23 04:46 am UTC (link)
horrendously short... * looks at fic * I don't think anything can really be shorter than this fic XD.

* blinks * Good luck on convincing your friend... *blinks *

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[info]hikaru_maxwell
2008-06-23 07:46 am UTC (link)
I finished it! It's up on hug, but if you want a shortcut, you can just follow this link.

and I totally didn't fail horribly to live up to your beginning, no I didn't, no wait..yeah I did

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[info]quiet_heartache
2008-06-22 02:44 pm UTC (link)
awwwwww joongie, leave yunnie's bambi aloneeeee ^^

funny, thankee

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[info]virdant
2008-06-22 02:50 pm UTC (link)
Thank you for reading~ ^^ I'm glad that it's funny~

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[info]chloe1910
2008-06-22 03:23 pm UTC (link)
LOL! XD

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[info]virdant
2008-06-22 03:39 pm UTC (link)
Thank you for reading!~ ^^

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[info]yuxo
2008-06-22 10:05 pm UTC (link)
Hehehehehehehe. >:D

This is me, snickering unkindly. Hehehehehehehehehe.

>_> Oh Yunho. The fail that that man is sometimes blows my mind. >_> Why is he my #1. D: >_> Lolololol.

You know I love your writing~! ^3^ ♥

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[info]virdant
2008-06-23 04:04 am UTC (link)
♥ Thank you for reading~

* pats * Yunho is fail... but at least he's amusing? XD haha, I think your Yunho is rubbing off on me... he was never this fail beforeee TT_TT Oh well, fail!Yunho is amusing * laughs at Yunho *

damn brain keeps making me want to write more in this verse instead of letting me go back to work on my long angst-fests fics

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[info]yuxo
2008-06-23 04:06 am UTC (link)
LMFAO. I seem to be rubbing my fail off on a LOT of people. :l Poor boys. D: I should just gtfo of their previously mediocre fandom cuz I make it fail so hard. D: LMAO.

OMFG KEEP WRITING THEN LMAO. Angst makes me wanna rip my eyes out and make a latte. >_> asdlfkdslkfj but I do so enjoy your writing so if you must kill me, then go ahead. XD ♥

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[info]virdant
2008-06-23 04:21 am UTC (link)
ehhhh? B-but... X.x Writing crack-fics always distract me from my long fics... I haven't written a word for my longest fic in around a month because I keep writing crack and then shorts and then more crack X.x

And ahahah... the ones I'm writing now aren't that angsty... *opens text file * okay, maybe they are orz. * closes file *

I wrote a follow-up? I'll post it soon, after I edit it for the fifteenth time

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[info]thyluvlyname212
2008-06-23 01:59 am UTC (link)
BWAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this...IS SO FRIGGIN CUTE & FUNNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*still laughin* XD

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[info]virdant
2008-06-23 04:06 am UTC (link)
Thank you for reading~ I'm glad you find it funny~ ^^

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[info]thyluvlyname212
2008-06-23 07:18 pm UTC (link)
omg i thought it was an actual psychiatrist!!!!!! XD
and then...teh whole "stuffed animal" jealousy of JJ just made me laugh my head off. XD. ur welcome! i'm glad i read this! XD

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[info]virdant
2008-06-24 06:11 am UTC (link)
XD; I'm really glad you found it funny. My humor tends to be a little formulaic, since I'm not exactly a humorous person in real life. I'm glad that it worked for you!~

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[info]thyluvlyname212
2008-06-24 05:31 pm UTC (link)
=]. me too.XD

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